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BBC

Big Black Cock

I have a bbc

by Maxus69 September 5, 2023


The Price of a Mile

A song by Swedish Power Metal band Sabaton, released on their third album "The Art of War" in 2010. Arguably their best song ever.

And as the night falls the general calls
And the battle carries on and on
How long?
What is the purpose of it all
What's the price of a mile?

by Maxus69 September 10, 2023


Man in the Box

Man in the Box is one of the best songs by the American Grunge band Alice in Chains, it was written by their guitarist, Jerry Cantrell, and it was released in the album Facelift.

I'm the man in the box
Buried in my shit

Won't you come and save me?
Save me

Feed my eyes (Can you sew them shut?)
Jesus Christ (Deny your maker)
He who tries (Will be wasted)
Feed my eyes (Now you've sewn them) Shut

by Maxus69 July 31, 2023


Stormtroopers

Stormtroopers is a badass very fast Power Metal song by the Swedish Power Metal band "Sabaton", the song is about the Blitzkrieg (Lightning War), German tactic utilized mostly in WW2, which is basically invading as quickly as possible, usually using drugs like meth, an example of how effective this was, is that they invaded Denmark, in WW2, in 6 hours.

If you don't listen to Stormtroopers, you're not a true Sabaton fan

by Maxus69 July 27, 2023


Maxus

Maxus is a god who can literally do anything, the gun Maxus was named after him, he was born in Amadora, Portugal, but he is not black like the entire population of the city.

Maxus will kill you if you listen to K-Pop, fuck you.

by Maxus69 September 10, 2023


K-Pop

A "music" genre based off of Pop, originated in Korea. Don't be fooled, as it is the worst "musical" genre, and if you listen to it you might start questioning if you're gay or not. The vocals are autotuned to the depths of Hell, and no instruments are used.

- Signed: Maxus, a metalhead who hates on K-Pop.

k-pop sucks

by Maxus69 September 10, 2023