EHS weekend

woodberry and EHS's annual weekend dedicated, as a pretense, to football and dedicated in actuality to getting completely shitfaced, laid, and if you're really good, arrested before monday morning

man i can't wait to get some ass this EHS weekend

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LEZ dispenser

very similar to the PEZ candy dispenser we all had when we were kids, When you tilt the head back on a LEZ dispenser, a piece of candy will emerge from the lesbians neck.

The Ellen DeGeneres LEZ dispenser is one of my favorites in my collection.

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High Crime Neighborhood

Any African American neighborhood. This is not an offensive statement, just a truthful one.

To avoid being the victim of a crime, I steer clear of high crime neighborhoods.

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Winoda Ridering

The act of shoplifting.

Store security caught him winoda ridering items from Wall Mart.

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Doe

African American word for door.

Tyrone kicked in the front doe of that apartment to rape the bitch inside and steal her TV.

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whig

proud party set for destruction by powers beyond their control

You whig bastard! get out of my house!

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iz

African American ghetto spelling for the word is.

I Iz a muttafuckka.
Yoo Iz a muttafuckka.
Dey Iz muttafuckkas.

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