Meyerpire

A slang name for the pseudo-vampire creatures found in the "Twilight" book series. It's pretty clear that they aren't vampires as they betray 90% of the features associated with vampire myths.

Twilight Fan: "Edward Cullen is the cutest, most loving, caring, deeply involved vampire in existence"
Average Person: "Ugh, you still read that poorly written gibberish. Stephenie Meyer can take her Meyerpires and !@#$ off"

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