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(adjective) free or pay-what-you-want, in regards to releasing a product - this term is in direct reference to Radiohead's sixth studio album "In Rainbows" which made headline news for being the first album by a major band to be released in this way.
Max: I got the new Britney Spears album. So lame.
Tim: WHY THE FUCK would you spend money on that?!
Max: Dude, come on. I didn't buy it. She's selling it radiohead style. You know, when you can pay whatever you want to download it, like how Radiohead did with that one album a few years ago... So yeah, I typed in zero dollars and got it for free.
Tim: Yeah Max, this isn't the first time I heard of a radiohead style release. I'm not that innocent! You're always patronizing me.
Max: Oops, I did it again.
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(noun) a glove, developed by the band Andrew Jackson Jihad, that is used to eat salad whilst avoiding dangerous forks and messy cleanups
(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all
(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGERâ¢
(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)
**Tuesday 1:30pm - Two young men are sitting in a corner booth at Denny's - Max is frustrated with his Caesar salad**
Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.
The shameful and disappointing trip a person must take to a shitty fast food restaurant in the middle of the night when there are no better options available.
Max: "Hey, Tim. I'm starving. Let's go eat."
Tim: "Nah man. Nothing's open."
Max: "McRun?"
Tim: "Down."
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(verb) to take a trip late at night to a shitty fast food restaurant because nothing better is open; (verb) to go on a McRun
Max: Tim, you hungry?
Tim: Yeah, but nothing's open.
Max: Wanna drop a Mick?
Tim: Yeah, a McRun actually sounds pretty good right now.
Max: McDonalds or Taco Bell?
Tim: Micky D's. Taco Bell always gives me the McRuns!
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(noun) the scientific name for the Dilophosaurus, according to the system of binomial nomenclature
(noun) a genus of theropod dinosaur that presumably murdered Newman (Wayne Knight) after spitting blinding poison into his fat, sinister face (in Jurassic Park, not Seinfeld)
**While browsing VHS tapes at Goodwill, Max and Tim come across several copies of Jurassic Park**
Max: Whatâs your favorite scene in JP?
Tim: Definitely the part where the Newman dinosaur kills Newman.
**Max clenches his teeth and shakes his fist...**
Max: Newman! (in Jerryâs distrustful, baleful voice)
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(noun) a woman who could have been your perfect match if circumstances were different/more ideal
**Inside Trader Joe's - Breakfast Aisle - Friday 5:45pm**
Max: Whaddya think, Tim? Organic Cinnamon Spice Oatmeal or Fat Free Blueberry Muesli?
Tim: Go with the Muesli. Oh shit! 6 o'clock by the avos. Don't look now...
**Max peers sneakily over his shoulder at an elegantly dressed woman inspecting the heirloom tomatoes**
Max: Damn. If I wasn't dating Ashlee and I actually had my shit together, I'd be all over that.
Tim: Hashtag wifey from another lifey!
Max: Seriously!
Tim: We need to get jobs...
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(verb) to defecate and urinate in the same sitting
**Near the end of a long road trip through the worst part of Florida**
Max: Dude, I can't wait to get there. I gotta go so bad!
Tim: Should I pull over?
Max: Nah, I'll wait cuz I need to both.
Tim: Oh, I thought you had to piss.
Max: Nah. I gotta both.
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