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Poké Ball

When you are having sex with a crazy girl, and soon as you about to cum, she grabs your balls and yells out the name of a kid that she wants to have with you followed by the the word, "GO!"

Raylynn pulled a Poké Ball on me the other day. She grabbed my balls when I was finishing in her and yelled, "Stanley, Go!"

by Maxwell Harper August 2, 2016


Poké Ball

When you are having sex with a crazy girl, and soon as you about to cum, she grabs your balls and yells out the name of a kid that she wants to have with you followed by the the word, "GO!"

Raylynn pulled a Poké Ball on me the other day. She grabbed my balls when I was finishing in her and yelled, "Stanley, Go!"

by Maxwell Harper August 2, 2016


California Speed

When you take the posted speed limit and add ten.

I got pulled over for going California Speed.

by Maxwell Harper September 17, 2015


Morning Zombie

The first thirty minutes of waking up which requires: NO TALKING, NO HONEY-DO LIST, and A CUP OF COFFEE. If these things are not given, the person will experience bitchiness syndrome.

I'm a Morning Zombie when I wake up, so be careful.

by Maxwell Harper August 2, 2016