School bicycle - everyone gets to ride you once.
Girl 1: Hey look its the school bicycle.
Girl 2: She stole my b/f
Girl 1: Her skirt is just like a wide belt!
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A french lemonade that has a very funny name.
Bob: I drank Pshitt during my holiday.
Fred: Ewww
Bob: No not like that you cunt!
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