eating cat

ALF Eats Cats

ALF: I'm eating cat
Willie: don't fire me

Bob

Bob Shumway is the father of ALF, Augie, and Curtis. He is married to Flo Shumway. Bob Shumway is featured in ALF: The Animated Series.

I purpose to bob

Augie

This little furry creature that liked to cuddle,dreaming and speak for a second. She’s a Melmacian and Very Furry as Cute Wearing a Green and Purple Dress.

I should suppose to see Augie

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vaginal fluid

Fluid that flows like honey from a woman's vagina when she's horny.

1. Shelia: “rabbit! rabbit! I got vaginal fluid!”
Rabbit: “Oh My goodness! It’s leaking!”
2. When Flo Walked Home Shortly There’s This Leaking On The Floor.
Flo: “Oh My goodness! Please! I got vaginal fluid! Help! On the floor!”
Gordon: “mom! What happened when you got home?”
Flo: “oooh Sorry, son. I have to go to Bedroom to check”

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Fart

emit gas from the anus.

ALF: *farts* oops!

Jim: ALF Farted!

Little

If Cat is Too Little To Mate. She’ll Go To Vets And Get Her Surgery And Remember This To Go Home.

Susan L Wade: “Midnight! You’re Too Little To Have Kittens! You’re A Kitten! Go to The Vets Right Now!” *takes Midnight to the vet*

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Alf

Squeaky Fart Should Let Out Forever like they stand.

Jackie: alf is kinda funny.
ALF: whenever when I fart on Jackie I can sniff around.
Jackie: he farted on me.