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Grow a thick skin

A phrase that is a huge middle finger to bullying victims.

A victim blaming phrase at best.

Anyone who says it to a bullying victim usually never experienced it, or is a bully themselves.

Person 1: I got shoved to the ground, beaten up, and spat on.

Person 2: Grow a thick skin

Person 3: Bitch! We had enough of you going around blaming bullying victims!

Shoots Person 2

by Maya Butreeks June 15, 2022


GITCY

It's Good For Your Spleen

GITCY: It's good for your spleen.

by Maya Butreeks April 07, 2021


Jeff And Some Aliens

A pretty decent show on Comedy Central. Although it didn't live up to be like South Park just like Drawn Together, it still had some pretty good episodes.

It says in the opening that 3 aliens were2 sent by their boss to study Earth's most average guy. Their subject: Jeff. To see if Earth is worth preserving or obliterating.

Person #1: What should we watch? South Park or Drawn Together?

Person #2: How about Jeff And Some Aliens?

Person #1: What's that?

Person #2: It's different from those 2 shows. It's actually pretty funny.

by Maya Butreeks April 09, 2021


Good Vibes Only

A fancy word for Toxic Positivity. A bullshit belief that you should only feel good vibes. Even when a situation is fucked right in the ass.

Overpositive Person: Good Vibes Only!

Me: Why? What's so great about it?

Overpositive Person: You should be happy. Even in the most fucked up situations.

Me: (Punches Overpositive Person In The Stomach) HOW'S THAT FOR A FUCKED UP SITUATION!?

Overpositive Person: (Lying On Ground In Pain) Ow! You dumbass!

Me: STILL FEELING GOOD VIBES YA ASSHOLE!?

by Maya Butreeks May 10, 2021


Anti-Masker

Even more delusional than Anti-Vaxxers. They think that wearing a mask "Infringes On Their Rights".

Wearing a mask is a way to protect you so you don't get infected with coronavirus.

Anti-Vaxxer: WEARING A MASK INFRINGES ON MY RIGHTS!!!

Me: (Shoots mask cannon at anti masker)

Anti-Masker: (dies from suffocation)

by Maya Butreeks April 29, 2021


VeggieTales

An Absolute Masterpiece! A christian cartoon that has aged quite well over the years. The older episodes always kicked ass. Even the animation in the earlier episodes was hilarious at times(eg, Bob stretching into the camera and the animation errors.) This show is about a tomato named Bob and a SpongeBob-ish cucumber named Larry. The duo re-enact bible stories and do music videos and skits. This show was part of my childhood growing up. And I'm so glad to see it get turned into meme material.

VeggieTales Excerpt:

Bob: But It's Time Now To Talk About What We Learned Today.

Larry: Sings the What Have We Learned Today song

Bob: Larry, You Know How I Feel About That Song.

Larry: Continues singing

Bob: very annoyed

Sees the sink valve

Turns on sink

Larry: Hey! That's Cold!

Bob: Now, It's Time To Talk About What We Learned Today. Right Larry?

Larry: I'm Wet!

by Maya Butreeks April 25, 2021


Family Guy

A cartoon that was awesome. Especially the early seasons where Peter was still retarded, but didn't act all childish, Brian was the voice of reason for Peter instead of a liberal douche, Stewie being evil and wanting to kill Lois, Cleveland was around, and Lois wasn't a terrible mother.

Person 1: Wanna watch some Family Guy?

Person 2: If you're talking the earlier seasons, for sure!

by Maya Butreeks May 13, 2021