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when a woman has a baby with her brother
Kid and Mother's Brother = Uncle
Kid and Mother's Baby Daddy + Daddy
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Uncle Daddy
Timmy's mom is so ugly no man ever loved her except for her brother, literally.
Mom+Brother=Nephew Son or "Timmy"
It also can be the otha side around, Auntie Mama. Pretty much the same concept as Uncle Daddy.
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santa's little bitch who follows his fat ass around and kisses it
Santa: Hey, you. Kiss my ring, bitch. I'm Santa Clause, bitch (saying like Rick James)
Santa's Little Helper: Yes, oh great one. Would you also like a blowjob?
Santa: Nah, not tonight. But get me my 40.
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Dave Chappelle is a hilarious comedian. My dad hates his profanity and disrespect but me and my brotha love him. He is my favrite is when Lil' Jon got Oprah pregnant.
"I'm Rick James, bitch...What did the five fingers say to the face 'SLAP!'" Dave Chappelle
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1. A fake Christmas from the north pole who make toys for good boys and girls with his elves and wife.
2. A Turkish man named St. Nicholas who made little trinkets for poverty-stricken children and put the toys in the shoes they left on their doorsteps.
3. A lie parents tell their children so they don't cause trouble all year but'll never go to the 'jects.
4. The guy at the mall and the kids take a picture with some desperate fat guy who probably is a drunk who abuses his wife and hates kids.
1. "Ho! Ho! Ho!"
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3. Timmy, if you're good and quiet Santa Claus will get you that bike you want...and I can fuck Uncle Nick all year without you telling this time.
4. Ho!Ho!Ho...later...Fuckin' brats (chugs) this soup is cold bitch! (slaps wife).
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1.Great music people (mostly racist white people) think that is all about gats, sex, getting high, drugs, disrespecting women, drug dealing, killing people, jail, baby mama drama, getting drunk, dropping out of school, whips, going to strip clubs and Nextels.
2.But if you listen to some rap music, you'd seee that now a days it has inspiring messages such as stay in school and don't do drugs.
3. Music highly preferred by black people and prefferred to be sung by black people, but white people TRY to rap anyway.
1. Billy: Wow, mom listen to this! (mom listens to Ying Yang Twins 'BADD')
Billy's Mom: Billy! don't you know this rap music is what drunk, crackhead niggers listen to. You're young man are going to the thinking chair
2. Nas's I Can was very insprational telling girls to stay away from strange men, drugs, stay in school, be like Oprah, etc.
3. Eminem, Malibu's Most Wanted, Jamie Kennedy (perfect exaples of Definition #3)
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the belief that a certain person has to belong a group that has similar attributes
Black/African American/Nigga- thugs, criminals, theives, speaks in ebonics, broke, strapped, rapper, rapist, drug dealers, alcholics
Mexican- illegal, janitors, does manual labor for low prices, delivers pizza
Chinese/Japanese/Korean- delivers Chinese food, smart in math and science, can't speak English, wannabe rappers
White- spoiled, rockers, racist, wannabe black, kiss asses, bossy, punk rocker, pussy ass, afraid of a nigga wigger or wanksta
Arab/Iraqi/????Irani???/Indian- wears turbans, owns convenience stores, smelly, angry, terrorist
1.White lady watches black guy closely because she thinks he'll jack her car.
2. "Hey, Peter. Call immagration. The guy who mows the Jones' lawn is back"- white woman about Mexican immigrant.
3."Hey, Chang! Where's my por-fry-rye!"- white guy to chinese delivery man.
4. "Look at dat wigga tryna floss dem rhinestones, dawg!"-black guy to friend.
5."I bet that guy in the turban is gonna bomb his convenience store."- white guy stereotypes Iraqi at gas station.
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something catergorized by race
White-lawyer, doctor, pop star, wigger
Black- rapper, dopeboy, pimp
Hispanic- McDonalds, assmebly line
Asian- restaurant worker
Arab- casino owner, convience store owner
Italian- gangster, hitman, butcher
"Man, I need a job..."
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