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Mallory

Mallory is your mum. She’s your biggest cheerleader and will always have your back but don’t forget, she brought you into this world and can take you back out. Mallory believes herself to be hilarious, is mouthy, and runs the show—few know how to handle her and most are intimidated by her gaze. Your smiles are her kryptonite and melts away the walls she’s built around her heart. Your mum Mallory hopes you stumble upon this one day and smile knowing how much she adored you.

*Door slams*
*Spooky sound*
Me to friend: That’s just my mum, Mallory. When she said she’d always be with me, I thought she meant in my heart, not that she would haunt my house.

by Maybeyourmum September 15, 2022


Tommy

Tommy sees the best in everyone and has the most genuine heart. He is fiercely loyal and goes above and beyond in all that he does. Tommy fails to see himself as others do and tries to carry the weight of the world on his own shoulders in order to spare those he loves of any burden. Everyone wants a Tommy on their team! Even if just to stare at cuz he’s one sexy viking.

*Slurping sounds
Tommy: Mmmmm, Oreos…
*Reaches for Tommy’s plate and is stabbed with fork
Tommy: Tommy doesn’t share!

He pulled a Tommy and ate an entire meatloaf without offering to share.

by Maybeyourmum September 15, 2022


Augusta

A bus where the wheels always go ‘round. Smart, kind, talented, and beautiful inside and out. The best friend in life you never knew you needed. Someone you’d give your life to protect. Gullible and oblivious to how cool of a cat she is.

Him: Augusta like Augusta, Georgia?
Her: No! Augusta like a-gust-uh wind.

by Maybeyourmum September 15, 2022