Helias High School

It is the only Catholic High School in Jefferson City, Mo. Everyone there is either daddy's money or someone who hates the daddy's money people. The guys are so homophobic that they themselves are so deep in the closet they will never find their way out. The girls are either one of two things, bleach blonde and an aggressive (fake) tan, or are on their way to become a nun. They get the rep for being "bunnies" which is on-brand. Once a year there is a scandal with a teacher doing or saying something problematic, whether it's telling girls they will go to hell for using birth control, or a math teacher saying the n-word. Also pretty good at sports ngl.

Oh yeah, those Helias High School kids really get around.

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mayf

(Noun) What you call someone who is acting hella dumb, as if to the point of a mental disability

God, Chad, you’re a mayf after getting 2+2 wrong.

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