Electricity

my life.

Electricity. The most amazing thing someone can create. And my life.

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cum bomb

I shot of semen, usually ejected in a humorous manner.

Jon fired a cum bomb with tremendous force, putting Jessica's eye out.

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HOI

Used as an expression of indignant rage.

Person 1: Have you soiled your pants in anger?
Person 2: HOI!

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alizee

Absolute perfection personified. Incomparable talent, grace, beauty and charm.
So wonderful that these very words are disgraceful, as mere words can never come close to doing her justice.

Alizée would have stolen my heart, had I not given it willingly.

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s00t

see w00t

s00t, my rents just bought me a new mustang!!

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