Drewy

An ostrich that lives in New Jersey and speaks the language of his fellow ostriches. His mother is believed to think its friends are terrorist or warriors. For some unknown reason its natural sound is hahhhhhhh. And the drewy in this species tends to mate with gorillas!

"Look at that drewy over there! Oh shit, here it comes!" said the hunter
The drewy approaches and says "haaaaahhhh hahhhhhh haaahhhhhh."

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