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ripple effect

is caused by a bunch of kleptomaniacs
in a store, ripping off the same item.
Store owners get nervous as it puts
their customers under duress.

'xcuse me, can´t find the condoms.
what aisle please?"
"Sorry maam, we're out of them. We had
a problem yesterday...you know, hmm the ripple effect.

by Mayuura November 9, 2007

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leaving will

Never sign a leaving will until you have consulted and paid an attorney. You will face insurmountable obstacles if you
change your mind and wish to return.

CNN evening news:

As documented by the National Inquirer only a mere 2% of the population have succeeded in revoking a leaving will after their demise.

by Mayuura November 10, 2007


tsunami

Donald Trump of the seas.

Tsunamis are good for DT. Inlands
become beach front property and new
condos can litter the islands.

by Mayuura November 9, 2007

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