Yama Yama Man

A very strange individual who sometimes appears in self-published comic books. He has a square head, two floating eyes, a ham he carries around to whack people upside the head with, and a fixation with big boobs.

Yama Yama Man is the bestest

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foamy

Cool. It means cool, and that's what it means. Nothing more. Nothing less.

Me: "You're foamy!"
Jessica: "Awww! Thanks!!"

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Milton

The fat, glasses-wearing guy from Office Space that loves his red Swingline stapler. Often mumbles, has his desk forcibly moved, and threatens the building.

Milton: "If, if they take my stapler, I'm, I'm just gonna set the building on fire."

Milton: "I, I believe you have my stapler."

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Mr. Bill

A little clay guy from SNL that gets owned by Sluggo and Mr. Hands.

(Sluggo tears off Mr. Bill's head)
Mr. Bill's head: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

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TRD

Stands for Toyota Racing Development... but looks like TURD to me.

Pursin: "My car is made by th' TRD!"

Gye: "Don't spell it out for me now damn it! I know how t' spell freakin' TURD!! Shitty car..."

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wowch

What to say when something amazingly, fantasticly good happens, but something crappy and/or painful does at the same time.

Just as he pulls in to his house, Dan sees that he has the car he's always wanted in the driveway, beside a sack full of money, with a beautiful girl atop it, and it's Superbowl Sunday, and he's just won the lottery. Amidst his mid-joy a midget breaks in, drops an anvil on his foot, kicks him in the balls, and attaches a lobster with anger issues to his ass.

Dan: WOWCH!!!!

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OMS

Oh my shit! Holy crap!

Person: "I'm stupid"
Guy: "OMS!!"

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