Pugfugs

A foul creature who ascended from the depth of Hell to do the Devil's work. A revolting being possessing a razor sharp beak who is also an avid supporter of the Ku Klux Klan. This hideous leviathan has the same power of the mythical beast Medusa in that if you lay eyes upon it, your penis and eyes erupt with a noxious gray gas reeking of malt liquor and cigarette smoke. Overall, a hideous being!

Guy 1: Oh man, did you see Pugfugs the other night at the bar?
Guy 2: Yeah, my dick and eyeballs exploded and now i smell like shit.
Guy 3: Fuck Pugfugs

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