Squart

When a person is constipated, and his or her fart must be squeezed past the offending bunged up turd.

squeezed fart = squart.

"ive got terrible wind, but because im constipated i can only manage a squart"

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poo lasso

When you do a sneaky fart, then walk around an unsuspecting victim, ensuring there is a 'lasso' of the stench of your poo around them. There is no escape from the smell

"I quickly and like a stealth ninja farter, surrounded him with my poo lasso"