Barlett

/baRˈlet/

The act of including/inserting oneself into an uninvited situation.

Tense variations can be used to denote a previous transgression, current action, or a planned future offense.

PAST: Barletted
PRESENT: Barletting

FUTURE: Barlett

Past tense: "Fucking Jimmy...that mofo barletted his ass into the poker game again!"

Present tense: "Look at that barletting piece of shit grabbing yet another beer out of my cooler."
Future tense: "I plan on smoking enough Indian Hay to kill a baby elephant, so I'll barlett my way to the party with someone."

Barlett

/ˈBar·LET/

To unexpectedly invite/insert oneself to an event/party/activity or help oneself to someone else's possessions/food/drink.

Tenses
PAST: Barletted
PRESENT: Barletting
FUTURE: Barlett

PAST: "Cheap-ass Jimmy barletted a ride to the Pearl Jam concert and didn't even chip in for gas!"
PRESENT: "James was planning on barletting his way into the party after it became clear the girls did not invite him."

FUTURE: "She never liked anal before, but he was quite confident he'd be able to barlett his way in tonight."

Unbalanced Anthony

A unfair, lopsided, or ludicrous offer.

The hooker said it’s $50 for a blowjob.

“I said you can keep that Unbalanced Anthony shit. You only got half your teeth - I’ll give you $10.”

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Philly Special

The act of a woman defecating in a man's mouth.

"I'm into some real kinky stuff. Acid-wash jeans, strap-ons, and an occasional Philly Special if the mood strikes me."

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