Cart

When a person Coughs and Farts simultaneously releasing a sound (or sounds) like The Gates of HELL have been blasted open, but only stench of eggs and beans remain.

Grandpa: "CARTS"
Children: Grandpa... You carted.
Son: Dad that sounds like hell.... And smells like eggs.... And beans.

Bung Beetle

Noun: (Insult)

A dung beetle so dedicated he will mine his own turds.

Worse then a brown noser.

Beth is the Biggest BUNG BEETLE I know. If her head was any further up Christy's ass we wouldn't be able to see her feet.