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A Dirty Jake is when you are wanking to kittens and right when you climax your mum walks in with a brand new kitten while she is in a cat costume. So you grab the kitten and fuck the shit out of it and then proceed to rape ur mom and your dick explodes with cum everywhere.
Harry: "Aye yo did you hear what Jake did last night?"
Shou: "Yeah he pulled a Dirty Jake last night"
A Dirty Shou is the act of filling your face full of cats and dogs while aggressively edging until you blow a load on some chicken on rice and give it to your chinky friend gordon and tell him it's mayonnaise on the chicken on rice.
Shou: "My friend Gordon just arrived, time to pull a dirty Shou"
A Dirty Ethan is when you get so horny from playing basketball that you feel the need to shove your tiny dick into the air hole of the ball and blow a load into it while yelling "I LOVE YOU AND MISS YOU KOBE BRYANT!!!"
Ethan: "I love bashketball so much I just might have to pull a Dirty Ethan"