double-barreled cockgun

when two men shoot their load at the same time, and at the same target

Girl: these two guys both jizzed on my face at the same time yesterday at this party....it was like so totally disgusting
Boy: Oh, you mean Ted and Jason...they've been getting everyone with the double-barreled cockgun all week so don't feel bad

the x-rated rex

a new threesome sex prank for M/W/M. Once the girl falls asleep, each guy ejaculates into an armpit. This will stick her arms to her body, leaving her to wake up with T-rex arms

Guy1: Yo, last was night was KILLAH dude!
Guy2: Hell yea...the x-rated rex we gave that chick was funny as shit
Guy1: shh shh...she's wakin up now

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