bistroality

When you commit beastiality with an animal, but you decide to take it out to a nice dinner (i.e. a bistro) before you take it home and have your way with it.

Guy 1: Hey man, I saw you at that 5-star restaurant with your dog... What was that about?
Guy 2: Yeah, I took Sparky out for a nice dinner, and then took him home for a nice lay. It's called bistroality, man.

jewish lemonade

lemonade made from the free water and lemon at restaurants with some sugar (also free on the table) mixed in as well. usually drank by poor people who don't want to pay for a soda.

I was going to buy a soda, but I decided on making some jewish lemonade instead, and I saved some
major dough.

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