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At a wedding, the person who walks the person-getting-married down the aisle, thusly launching them on their marital journey. Said with a French accent.
Jen was honored to be the launchier at her friendâs non-traditional wedding.
A âpearl necklaceâ in the armpit.
Jenny was tired of giving a BJ but was open to accepting a New Jersey necklace.
A type of catapult that uses a long arm to throw poo (human or otherwise).
Some jerk with a dog constructed a tre-poo-chet to defile the front of my house multiple times.
A type of catapult that uses a long arm to throw poop (human or otherwise).
Our house was defiled by a mysterious, and clearly fiber-rich regular, stranger wielding a tre-poo-chet.