Asshole Bias

The tendency to dislike or disapprove of someone’s actions, regardless of their nature, once they’ve been widely deemed an "asshole" by others and their inconsiderate behavior has solidified your personal dislike for them. Even when you recognize that you engage in similar behavior—behavior that isn't inherently rude or malicious—you’ll still feel disproportionate annoyance or anger toward their actions.

"I know I can be a bit loud in public sometimes, but when Sonya raises her voice like that, it triggers my asshole bias—I just can't stand her doing it, even though it's something I’ve done myself."

"I’ll admit, I sometimes text during movies, but when Mark does it, it drives me crazy. His constant texting just sets off my asshole bias"

Smilewin

Smilewin is a very passionate lover, friend, and tax payer.
He knows how to put a smile on everyone's faces. He is smart, and emotionally unstable.

You can always count on a Smilewin to ruin everybody's mood with his horribly timed jokes except when they're timed well.

You can expect yourself to be in awe of Smilewin especially when he is in his element. The element being somehow managing to get things done despite being a total dingus.

He is funny at times, and at other times he makes you want to hit your head against a wall and hope that it kills you.

"I met Smilewin yesterday. Totally ruined my mood"

"Oh man Smilewin is such a cool guy! He made me laugh till I peed myself"