Kisame

Kisame Hoshigaki is a large blue man from the Akatsuki in Naruto. He has clear soft blue skin (damn what’s his skin care routine?), with gill like markings on his cheeks. Along with that he has a very defined jaw, cute eyes, and razor sharp teeth to tear out your throat. You would be stupid to mess with a man like him. Despite his odd looks he’ll always have loyalty and determination, something that just makes him 100x more attractive unlike real men. He carries his sword name Samehada who unfortunately was canceled due to the fact that it was a whore.

Person 1: who’s ugly ass is that?

Person 2: Shut up, that gorgeous man is Kisame.