Rage Fart

A conscious decision to fart both audibly and forcefully as a means to convey your frustration or disapproval.

When I learned that the hotel's WIFI was down, I rage farted thunderously. The concierge looked away first.

ROTB

An acronym for Right Off The Bat. A sports metaphor for as soon as one starts.

We were wearing the same band's T-shirt--so we had so much to talk about, ROTB.