Toddler

(noun) a hand job so bad you can't even get your dick hard, the girl treats your dick similar to the way a young child shakes a rattle

Guy 1: Dude I took Betty home and she gave me a toddler.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1 : Yeah i didnt cum or anything it was awful, she gripped my dick too hard and beat the fuck out of it.

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tonsils

the clitoris in a loose pussy that hangs down like tonsils

Well it was going great until I went to eat her out and noticed her sloppy tonsils hung down like a deformed bat in a smelly pink cave.

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