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A common issue in ER rooms. When someone has been drinking to much, and starts to feel as though they are going to have a heart attack or some other major health fail. Characterized by fast heartbeat , dizziness, etc.
Dude I drank hard five days in a row, was at work started feeling like I was gonna have a heart attack. I just had major hangover anxiety .
When beer isn't quite cold enough and you have a few brews in the freezer. For each beer you pull out of the freezer you put one out of the fridge back in the freezer
Dude you just took two beers out the freezer, but didn't put any back. You messed up the freezer rotation
It's the noise associated when a partner giving head spits a nasty loogy on your dick.
I was hooking up with Amanda last night and she gave me that hawk tuah, covering my dick in saliva.
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When a girl insists on doing it missionary all the time, and your forearms and wrists get tired from that. Also occurs from masturbating too much .
I was on top of herà for 45 minutes i got Wrist fatigue .
This is the plan you make when you have limited time to jerk it. Especially applicable when someone living with you may return at any moment, or could walk in on you. Its having the cursor over the x , having something to cover your junk quickly, having another tab to click to etc. How to cover up the fact you were j-ing off quickly if someone were to come in.
Bro my girl was supposed to be gone all day and she came back early and caught me beating my meat. I fucked up not having a masturbation escape plan.
A girl whos kinda into the idea of eating another girls pussy. Like she may do it if the circumstances are right. Similar to bicurious
Tammy and Jenny may hook up tonight. When Tammy gets drunk she gets real lickherish.
What my ex had. A girl who has a pimple on her ass or in between butt cheeks. Kind of a turn on.
Dude Monique had a pimple butt: she had three zits on her butt because it was so fat . Awesome.