Armweight

A girlfriend who acts shy and refuses to assimilate into her man’s social groups.

Friend 1: Man, it’s always so awkward when Chad’s girl comes, she never talks!
Friend 2: Right! She is such an armweight!!

Greedflation

Used in place of the word ‘inflation’ by individuals who do not understand macroeconomic principles. Alleges that prices rise due to greedy corporate leaders rather than excessive additions to the money supply.

Uneducated individual: “Wow man, egg prices went up again. I’m tired of all this greedflation!

College graduate: “Are you sure it’s due to corporate greed and not the 5 trillion dollars we added to the money supply recently?”

Flander Effect

The phenomenon wherein a storyteller slightly exaggerates small details of a story every time it is retold to the point where an interesting story becomes outrageously unbelievable.

Storyteller: So now we're flying around the turn at 120 MPH...
Listener 1: Hold on, last time you said you were going 110 MPH, and the time before that 100 MPH...
Listener 2: Sounds like your story has been corrupted by the Flander Effect.

Earigami

When one folds or tucks their ear into an irregular shape

Person 1: **folds ear into irregular shape** Look!

Person 2: Ew! Earigami is so gross!!

chocolate q-tip

When an individual sticks their finger up their butthole, removes the finger, and then proceeds to stick the finger into another person's ear, and wiggle it around. Preferably after a wet fart, or shart. Similar to a wet willy.

Bobby was upset his girlfriend wouldn't put out, so he gave her a chocolate q-tip