Earigami

When one folds or tucks their ear into an irregular shape

Person 1: **folds ear into irregular shape** Look!

Person 2: Ew! Earigami is so gross!!

Armweight

A girlfriend who acts shy and refuses to assimilate into her man’s social groups.

Friend 1: Man, it’s always so awkward when Chad’s girl comes, she never talks!
Friend 2: Right! She is such an armweight!!

Flander Effect

The phenomenon wherein a storyteller slightly exaggerates small details of a story every time it is retold to the point where an interesting story becomes outrageously unbelievable.

Storyteller: So now we're flying around the turn at 120 MPH...
Listener 1: Hold on, last time you said you were going 110 MPH, and the time before that 100 MPH...
Listener 2: Sounds like your story has been corrupted by the Flander Effect.

chocolate q-tip

When an individual sticks their finger up their butthole, removes the finger, and then proceeds to stick the finger into another person's ear, and wiggle it around. Preferably after a wet fart, or shart. Similar to a wet willy.

Bobby was upset his girlfriend wouldn't put out, so he gave her a chocolate q-tip