Tina

Tina, the finest slice of salami around. Tina’s are known as the sophisticated piece of mortadella and a great match to all things cheesy. Unlike her counterpart, she will not curdle. Although sometimes salty, she’s solid and can withstand any element. No refrigeration necessary, great for hikes and picnics. Disclaimer, Tina will cause bloating and possible diarrhea. Not vegan friendly, or friendly at all for that matter.

WHO’s TINA ?

Tina, my little mortadella.