calgary

The coolest place in Alberta. Home to lots of hot chicks. Yes, there are some sluts, but what place doesn't have them? Hosts the Calgary Stampede, known as "the greatest outdoor show on earth." The Stampede kicks the ass out of Klondike Days! And for all you idiots we do to have fucking trees! The coolest place...

I live in the most amazing place ever, being Calgary.

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Z-Panda

1. Someone who has absolutely no life.
2. SOmeone who's muscles are bigger than his brains.
3. Someone whose muscles are absolutely non-existant
4. Someone who cannot be any more gay than he is now....
5. supipoop luvs **** ...............srry that was totally irrelevent

Z-Panda's fuck friend runs away with his pubic hair

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boof

Main Entry: boof
Pronunciation: 'büf
Etymology: American. My husband and I made this word up.

1: v. to fall out anywhere - the floor, bed, couch, ground.
2. n. a ghetto way to pronounce "boof".


Main Entry: boof
Pronunciation: 'büf
Etymology: Middle English bothe, of Scandinavian origin; akin to Old Norse buth booth; akin to Old English buan to dwell -- more at BOWER
1 : a temporary shelter for livestock or field workers
2 a : a stall or stand (as at a fair) for the sale or exhibition of goods b (1) : a small enclosure affording privacy for one person at a time <a telephone booth> <polling booth> (2) : a small enclosure that isolates its occupant especially from patrons or customers <a ticket booth> (3) : an isolated enclosure used in sound recording or in broadcasting <a radio booth> c : a restaurant seating arrangement consisting of a table between two high-back benches


: A ghetto way of saying "booth.

Boof as a verb - "I was so tired after work, I boofed on the couch!"

Boof as a noun - "Yo, where da nearest fone boof at?"

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Jigga What/Faint

A cross between Jigga What and Faint.
Jay Z's vocals blend perfectly with Faint's strings.

-From Collision Course

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whut

someone who likes to sleep around. combination of the words whore and slut.

see also slore, skank, whore, ho, strumpet, harlot, tramp, lady of the night, prostitute or slut

that whut slept with all the guys on the street.

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philth

one who appears to be squeaky clean, but is actually utter filth.

word is uttered with extra 'ph' to give gravitas to how filthy this specimen of human male is.

philth is naturally tiny like a pygmy, as the filthiest things in the world come in small packages

"Look at that bloke coming on to that poor girl. He's just philth."

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johnny depp

the hottest old guy in hollywood!!!!!!

for some reason i always thought that his name was spelt jonny
....i liked it better that way.....

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