Kenny Chesney

Mr. Chesney is an adult-contemporary singer disguised as a country singer... a fact that most people miss because 1) he wears a cowboy hat (to hide his bald head) and 2) Nashville sucks. Oh, and for all you clueless girls who find him hot, truth be told he really looks like a middle-aged turtle on steriods.

Screw Chesney, buy Dwight Yoakam's new CD "Blame the Vain" when it comes out on June 14th. LONG LIVE YOAKAM!

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Liberals

ok i'm sure that some liberals are pot smoking hippies but if all pot smoking hippies were liberals that would mean hyde would also be one along with all of the other people on that 70's show (dont worry, i know that this show is ficticious) however i am a liberal also and i do not worship john kerry or any other politician for that matter you people are really stupid if you think that we do it seems more like the conservatives worship bush and his family. so i guess you think we are hippies because we give a thought to the environment hmmm riiite yea we suck so much because we dont want everyone to painfully die from the suns rays. not

conservatives suck yes they do

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Liberals

Bitch and whine about everything and are never happy, complain about how the government is doing things when they themselves would do fifty times worse. They are stupid and should never be listened to. They are manipulated by the Media and worship John Kerry.

Shut the fuck up you stupid liberals. God! Why don't you just shut up and suck my mother fuckin dick? Lame Asses. Fuckin losers. Bitch ass niggas!

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Chewbacca defense

A state of the art defense system where any one that is doing something deemed inappropriate by the system is immediately confronted by a large, harry, big-foot like beast with a large belt hanging over his shoulder, and instantly snapped in half like a pretzel.

Luke! You wern't supposed to touch that painting.... its gunna unleash the the... AAAAAHHHHHH <Snap> <Chewbacca celebrates>

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ja rule

ja rule is a ugly fucky rapper that needs 2 stop tryin 2 diss em and 50 and just learn that no one likes him and needs 2 stop tryin 2 act all hood with his retarded murda inc and his little gay source mag.

who is the stupidest rapper ever? ja rule. yah u win

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bap

reggie... slack ass regular weed that goes for 5 dollars a blunt that nobody really likes to smoke. also the type of weed that the scavenger smoker always supplies. when u always smoke mid with his ass. CHRIS CLARK.

damn this is some bap. take this shit, i'm bout to go get some dro. holla!

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lucky

1. Prone to Good Fortune

2. Succeeding through chance

3. Homer Simpson

(place example here)

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