rice burner

What every 16-20 year old who's seen "The Fast and the Furious", or "2 Fast 2 Furious" is likely to drive. Usually running a ridiculous amount of negative wheel camber due to the car being lowered without getting an alignment done, wheels larger than can reasonably fit in the wheelwells (giving lots of tire rub), a 3 foot tall aluminum wing, under car neon tubing, "Type R" decals, a boost gauge (esp in a normally aspirated car), and has the overall appearance of an automobile onto which every advertiser in Super Street has barfed a part.
Required equipment includes a 5 inch exhaust tip on an otherwise stock exhaust system, a 4 million watt stereo system that, from outside the car, seems to do mothing other than vibrate the rear hatch glass, and every aftermarket gauge that the local Pep Boys carries (not necessarily connected to anything).
Not to be confused with a "tuner car", which may be quite a bit faster than anything you've seen away from a racetrack.

My friend's sixteen year old brother had a really fast Chevelle, but fter seeing the Fast and the Furious, he traded it for a 17 second rice burner.

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sunnyvale

Modern day India

Yo them bitches be from Sunnyvale.

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Spades

Spades is another word for mack or hitting on. In other words, when you try and hit on a person for sex or their number.

'Oh there goes Jerry trying to spade that chick again, I wonder if he'll get her into bed.'

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Oral Jump

a ugly ass nigga that looks like throw up a bitch ass nigga

Oral is so ugly

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garage queen

opposite of trailer queen

Cars that are so close to being finished, but no one ever gets around to doing the work to get them running.

Matt's car is such a garage queen, it's been in the shop for like 6 months.

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spike

The hottest, most sexiest character ever created for TV... thatk u Joss Whedon.

Did I mention this hotty is a vampire... with a soul.... that he earned... unlike bloddy stupid angel whose hair ges straight up... and therefore deserved to shanshu instead of Angel... who I might add was CURSED with his soul... can LOSE it if he sleeps with his true love... and was an asshole before he was turned.

But I want you to know I did save you. Not when it counted, of course, but ... after that. Every night after that. I'd see it all again ... do something different. Faster or more clever, you know? Dozens of times, lots of different ways ... (softly) Every night I save you.

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malewoman

1.a dude surgicly turned to a woman
2.dragqueen
3.a guy crossdressing as a woman
4.chick with a dick
5.a lady who has characteristics as a man (voice, bulge, face)
6.an "it"

1.dude, i had this blind date, and i didn't find out she was a malewoman til it f***ed me!
2.those hookers at the corner are really malewomen!!
3.i dared my friend to be a malewoman for a day
4.eww! get that malewoman away from me!
5.my teacher really seems like a malewoman
6.there's a whole neighborhood of malewomen a few blocks down. they f*** each other!

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