spike

The hottest, most sexiest character ever created for TV... thatk u Joss Whedon.

Did I mention this hotty is a vampire... with a soul.... that he earned... unlike bloddy stupid angel whose hair ges straight up... and therefore deserved to shanshu instead of Angel... who I might add was CURSED with his soul... can LOSE it if he sleeps with his true love... and was an asshole before he was turned.

But I want you to know I did save you. Not when it counted, of course, but ... after that. Every night after that. I'd see it all again ... do something different. Faster or more clever, you know? Dozens of times, lots of different ways ... (softly) Every night I save you.

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malewoman

1.a dude surgicly turned to a woman
2.dragqueen
3.a guy crossdressing as a woman
4.chick with a dick
5.a lady who has characteristics as a man (voice, bulge, face)
6.an "it"

1.dude, i had this blind date, and i didn't find out she was a malewoman til it f***ed me!
2.those hookers at the corner are really malewomen!!
3.i dared my friend to be a malewoman for a day
4.eww! get that malewoman away from me!
5.my teacher really seems like a malewoman
6.there's a whole neighborhood of malewomen a few blocks down. they f*** each other!

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PTT

PTT is phrase also known as "Push To Talk". This is generally used two way radios.

Hey, PTT me.

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Xenomorph

n. Space alien
xeno = foreign/alien, morph = entity/change - coined from "Aliens" by James Cameron

The astronauts encountered a xenomorph walking around.

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Fummy

When some fagtard or douchetard tries to be funny, but they're really just being gay.

that joke with the cowboy and consultant sure was fummy, you dong lovin' cock gobbler

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Bumeyes

1) A fictional illness referenced in the Weebl and Bob toons.

Symptoms include the swelling of the flesh around the eyes until sight is impaired and the upper half of the face resembles the buttocks. Short bursts of sight can be achieved by altering the pressure behind the eyes, but the escaping air can also cause the sufferer to emit a fart-like sound from their face. Attempting to achieve this too often results in a spray of 'eye-poo'; possibly a foul-smelling pus similar to diarrhoea.

2) An insult derived from the above definition.

1) "Sam got punched in the face last night - he looks like he caught the Bumeyes!"

2) "You suck."
"Well, you got the Bumeyes, so ner!"

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ashlee simpson

A talanted singer, whom people hate for some stupid reasons. Those haters are llamas and should not fucking talk because they have no fucking clue about anything.

Ashlee Simpson's concert rocked.

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