thingydingy

the thing on the thingy found in the thingydingy where the thing a majigar is

ohhh shit i left the thing on the thingydingy over by the thing a majigar

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chemical imbalance

When the chemicals that were inhaled through one nostril, out-weigh the other nostril. This causes a chemical imbalance in the head.

He only railed one line but decided to do a second one on the other side because he felt a chemical imbalance.

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Gooch Breath

after you lick someones gooch to the extreme your breath might smell like it. kinda musty and sour

yea i was sucking a gooch and then my girlfrined wouldnt kiss me because A. she now knows im gay and B. i have terrible gooch breath

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kairos

A seemingly sacred word. Only discussed amongst those who have experienced it. Any mention of it around a non-Kairos person will provoke hysteria from some.

"Hey how cool is that how on Kairos you..."
"SHUT THE FUCK UP - JIMBO HASNT GONE YET!"
"Alright, alright, calm your religious ass down."

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preppy

they should all be shot whoever thought that it was cool to stick the collar of your shirt up in the air....o and there is such thing as pearls being to big ya'll i mean im suprised ya can walk with all that shit weighing ya down...and pink its over rated and dont ya ever get hot with so many shirts ontop of each other..anyways if it floats your boat knock urself out

the girls in skool that jump at the oppurtunity to dress up in pink polo pants, with three polo shirts over top of each other with all the collars "popped"...then the whole lets drape a sweater over my shoulders makin sure the polo pony shows so they all know i paid a fortune for this piece!...then how many pearls can i wear and how big can i get them...and of course lets not forget the ribbons upon ribons a couple in my hair sum round my waste...then lets just add sonethin pink cuz then they'll all think im cool...christ ya'll honestly

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Short Timers

When a person gets promoted and has to stay in their current position for a week or two.

Mike's got Short Timers man! He took vacation for the last 4 days in his current position!

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Sevies

seventh grade losers who get fucked with by eigth graders

losers

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