Jovember

The REAL third month of the year. Comes between February and March. February is now only 23 days long, and then there's five days of Jovember. Then March goes on as normal.

January, February, Jovember, March, April... etc... etc...

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desperate

In dire need of something. Usually associated with people trying to get some from other people. Desperate people is commonly a catch 22. Desperate people usually don't get what they want, thus they are always desperate.

Sue is so desperate to get some guy that she turns them off by being desperate.

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good lookin

1 something to say to one after one sneezes, as reassurance that they haven't made an ass of themself
2 description of an attractive male (or female)

1 "(insert sneeze here)" "you're so good lookin!"
2 "how does he do it? he's just so good lookin!"

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nardwuar

THE human serviette
the most awsome dude ever

nardwuar is the coolest dude ever
doot doola doot doo... doot doo

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bloody thorns

an awsome band with awsome people in it that everyone should love....THEY KICK ASS!!!

listen or die!!

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goneedles

when ones gonads are like needles

i was so in wit dat bitch but my goneedles ruined it

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lmnph

it is like a nymph but cooler

Nymph bitch, nymph! That's what I said to jason.

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