exactly's

a term used by a dentist to describe someone's bad breath

mrs. johnson you have a case of the exactly's. the exactly's?yes the exactly's,your breath smells exactly like your ass.

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the postal service

A band thats just like Death Cab For Cutie, only a lot poppier.

14 year old teenybopper: OMFG HAVE YOU HEARD THAT SONG SUCH GREAT HEIGHTS ON MTV IT IS LIKE SOOO GOOD AND THE BEAT IS SOOO CATCHY THE POST OFFICERS ARE LIKE MY FAVORITE BAND EVER!!!!

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e3

Heaven

I would kill my entire family to get to HEAR about e3

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god

God, the eternal father, who loves us and dies on the cross for us, he loves us all no matter what we have done. He is the one and only, the alpha and omega, and the first and the last, We can have eternal life if we believe in christ jesus as our savior and our rock...how else u think we got here?? JUst fell out teh sky??
john 3:16

for god so loved the word that he gave his only begotten son, that whosoever believes in him shall not parish but have eternal life!

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Quaker

Completely, insanely awesome.

tom: "man this party is insane"
mark: "yeah dude, it's so quaker"

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the wheel

The women that cylce through your head when you masturbate.

Man, that chick is hot. She's going on my wheel.

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handigirl

A handicapped girl twho has the handipapped placard for parking.

Do you have your handigirl with you?

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