heavy straight

really cool, awesome.

"That movie was heavy straight dude!!"

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fuckstick

A huge fucking idiot, a tool, a moron

Hey, dude, stop being a fuckstick, or I will dickslap you

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pants

head gear

its now a law to wear pants while motorcycling

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semi-colon

";" That fucking symbol u asshole... if u dont know what a fucking semi-colon looks like u should kill urself...

John: omg look a semi-colon!
Jill: OMG wuts a semi-colon!
John: u stupid whore wtf?
Jill: w/e

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parra

slug juice

That guy is such a parra.

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mk

Shortened version of umkay, which is slang for okay.

im going clubbin' tonite.
mk, can i come?

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bearded clam

slang term for a vagina, in which the female does not shave. If you choose to go down on her, you'll probably get pubic hair in your teeth.

Man, I hooked up with this hot chick the other day, but I didn't eat her out because she had a bearded clam.

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