Gun Kata

Throught analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights.The cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element.The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon.each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone.Inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents.While keeping the defendant clear of the statistical traditional trajectories of return fire.By the masters of this art your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%.The difference of a 63% increased lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.

The guns becomes part of the body

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mason jar

A. A jar for masonry

I hold my masonry in my mason jar.

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rolls

E., extacy

i rolled so hard last night

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common sense

An oxymoron

Sense isn't common here on earth

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shit hawk

a stupid, dumbass, fucking bird, that likes 2 shit everywhere. also known as, a seagull.

*that damn shit hawk!! crapped all over the new truck!!!
*im gunna kill that shithawk!!
*mommy! mommy!! the shithawk bit me!!

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cgc

the abbreviation for the COOL GIRLS CLUB

yeah the SWEET people are all part of the CGC.

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Michael Vick

An above average passer combined with a great runner equaling a good quarterback.

"Michael Vick is a pretty amazing quarterback!"

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