put your name on the doted line

to get get married to someone

i wanna put my name on the doted line

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chola

a mexican gangsta girl

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combustible

A sexually attractive.. you want to play with his fire ;)

matt is so fucking damn combustible i just wanna ignite his fire

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shen

a fat chinese kid that rolls to his classes

"holy crap, shen is fat"

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knurd

TO GET DRUNK!!!!!!! WOOO HOOOOO (a shitty code name for drunk.....)

dude i want to knurd tonight so badly

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F-u-c-k-e-r

Someone who sleeps around with anything, this is including their same sex. They are usually sexually frustrated and even when they have a partner they cheat on them, this is why everybody calls them f-u-c-k-e-r-s this is very suitable as they make peeps lives miserable!

Tom had a girl but he all ways cheated on her with his m8

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Penile Dementia

A psychological phenomenon that occurs when a male of the human species witnesses a gorgeously endowed female, and procedes to lose the ability to concentrate or focus on anything except her:

1. Tits
2. Ass
3. Legs
4. Tits
5. Face

In the case of Arkansas natives, may produce confusion about the definition of adultery, and lack of ability to use the word "is"

Man 1:Im sorry, what were we talking about? That blond chick that just walked by..

Man 2: With the knockers? Seems like you just had a case of penile dementia, my friend!

Man 1: Yeah, good thing we are at a titty bar. Lapdances are on me!

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