captain planet

three words: he's the devil
he is summoned up by Gaia worshiping hippie fucktards into wicca

Ted Turner has serious mental issues.
captain planet is the gayest thing ever
even Richard Simmons is saying "god damn that show is gay!"

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The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog

...wait, wait, wait..actually you don't use the letters F,S, and X so that really don't work lol

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San Jose

my home town oh yes!! san jose and/or the bay area is one of the top concert going places in America.

ME-dude, lets go to a Kiss concert
Emily- No! lets go to Van Halen
Me- lets go to both!
Emily- where's my bong?

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newton

boring town in Massachusetts.

newton is the safest city in america! fun.

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rarin' to go

being very ready to do somthing

*Are you ready for the Yellowcard concert?
**Dude, I'm rarin' to go!

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bung-hole

The hole where the penis and testicle should be on a eunuch

She has a bung hole...oh damn

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Woof Pussy

a loose pussy

that bitches pussy claps when she walks.

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