Monkey Knife Fight

A deadly fight that occurs between two monkeys who have purchased knives . Although not compulsory, everyone gets kicks out of the monkeys being handcuffed together. Sometimes fought in international waters to avoid federal "No Monkey Knife Fighting" laws.

(often heard in school playground), "Yo Check it B, monkey knife fight in the quandrangle !!"

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Pue

The color of something compared to the color of an iguana's brain soaked in marmolade.

Ha ha, you were stupid enough to look this up!

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afghan kabob

best restaurant ever, period. favorite lunchtime hangout of the Mt.Lebo Model UN team when visiting Baltimore. Run by a kindly arab man who gave us free rice pudding this one time.

kid a: ugh, my committee was awful! my resolution got totally shot down by China!
kid b: that sucks. China in my committee was mad hot...I'm meeting her at Afghan Kabob for lunch, wanna come?
kid a: hellz yeah, that place rules!

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PATKAN

(P)ull (A) (T)riga (K)ill (A) (N)igga

R.I.P 2pac shakur the best Nigga EVER!

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The Beatles

great 60's band. their songs are really catchy, too.

beatles songs: love me do, lucy in the sky with diamonds, eleanor rigby, yesterday, hey jude, and LOTS more.

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dundee

an absolute dump next to the Tay, populated by total minks and, in contrast, rich young people at DHS.

dundee.... im never coming back once i get to uni.
you live in dundee? unlucky.

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anti-disestablishmentarianism

a person of "rules"

someone who lives by "rules"

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