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OD

Office Drunk

The OD came in hammered again today

by Me June 10, 2004

9πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


Monkey Knife Fight

A deadly fight that occurs between two monkeys who have purchased knives . Although not compulsory, everyone gets kicks out of the monkeys being handcuffed together. Sometimes fought in international waters to avoid federal "No Monkey Knife Fighting" laws.

(often heard in school playground), "Yo Check it B, monkey knife fight in the quandrangle !!"

by Me January 9, 2005

88πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


Pue

The color of something compared to the color of an iguana's brain soaked in marmolade.

Ha ha, you were stupid enough to look this up!

by Me November 15, 2003

23πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž


afghan kabob

best restaurant ever, period. favorite lunchtime hangout of the Mt.Lebo Model UN team when visiting Baltimore. Run by a kindly arab man who gave us free rice pudding this one time.

kid a: ugh, my committee was awful! my resolution got totally shot down by China!
kid b: that sucks. China in my committee was mad hot...I'm meeting her at Afghan Kabob for lunch, wanna come?
kid a: hellz yeah, that place rules!

by Me February 7, 2005

38πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


PATKAN

(P)ull (A) (T)riga (K)ill (A) (N)igga

R.I.P 2pac shakur the best Nigga EVER!

by Me July 27, 2004

12πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Bubs

A dancin man

by Me February 1, 2003

9πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Metrosexual

When a straight guy is so in touch with his feminine side, that while at bars, gay men walk up to buy him a drink, and he says, "Thank-ya SHORTAY"

"He is so metrosexual. He has macked his girl, and all the guys dont know it yet. They all think he is waiting for them."

by Me October 25, 2003

6πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž