computer ketchup

Exactly What it looks like

This computer ketchup is better than that regular kind, or that purple kind.

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TV

A big glowing box that sits in my living room.

The only good shows on TV are the Simpsons and South Park

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Errg

A small piece of something indistinguishable. This could be fluff, liquid, powder... anything, so long as you can't tell what it originally was.

"I cleaned the flat and hoovered up a load of errg from behind the sofa."

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holla

1. To show a romantic interest in an individual esp. with exchanging of one's personal information. Flirt.
2. An expression of joy or jubilation.
3. An affirmation to a question requiring "yes" or "no", usually in a positive context.

1. Can I holla at a girl?
2. Holla! I won the game!
3. Are you going to the club tonight? Holla!

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p13n

Personalization. The process of making software adaptable to the requirements of different points of view and interests.

(There are 13 characters between the first "p" and the last "n".)

With Microsoft Sharepoint 2003's great p13n features, serving targeted content to a wide audience is child's play.

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Dying whale

Noun: An occurrence when a rather slow and bulky person tries to dive but rather falls heavily on the ground.

Dude, that Asif definitely pulled a dying whale.

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Thrhombusrhombus

The number 3 taken from the ancient language of "Rhombus"

"Thrhombusrhombus strikes you're out!"

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