Bassoon

The world's coolest instrument. Sounds like a dying duck fart, unless you know how to play. Which I do, so boo-yah. Also, as I've been told many many many many times, it looks like a bong. OK, I get it, move on with your life already.

Random Guy: Hehe... did you know your instrument looks like a bong?

Me: yes, the past 5 people to walk past have said that. But that still doesn't mean you can put drugs in it, you disrespectful bassoon killer.

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evile

evile is a mix of "evil" and "vile"

That creature is evile!

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ffl

Freshly fucked look.

She was sweaty, her hair in every direction, she really had a FFL.

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Bass player

The foundation and groove of any good band. Carrier of the Bottom.

That bass player rocked.

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sylvio

Well it can mean an older man with long hair who finds himself to be attractive and "a ladie's man" (perhaps he ice sk8s) but in some cases, one in particular - sylvio could be a guy with a good sense of humour and the sweetest personality who cares about other people so much that it really makes a difference to their lives.

i love sylvio :)

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crap

pertaining to or related to any mainstreem corprate music made in the last few years

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Weedridge

slang term for Woodridge, IL
(also known as Hoodridge)

Yo yo yo- I live up in Weedridge

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