p13n

Personalization. The process of making software adaptable to the requirements of different points of view and interests.

(There are 13 characters between the first "p" and the last "n".)

With Microsoft Sharepoint 2003's great p13n features, serving targeted content to a wide audience is child's play.

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Dying whale

Noun: An occurrence when a rather slow and bulky person tries to dive but rather falls heavily on the ground.

Dude, that Asif definitely pulled a dying whale.

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Thrhombusrhombus

The number 3 taken from the ancient language of "Rhombus"

"Thrhombusrhombus strikes you're out!"

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phic

phantom fanfiction. some dedicated fans like to change all the f's in a word to "ph", making it uniquely phantom. also known as "phanphiction".

She loves reading phics that feature Erik and Christine.

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nigassist

A nicely dress black man. To say this is very nice.

Were did that nigassist get that great tie i want one too!

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crotch stretch

1.a stretch of the crotch/groin area done by pulling one's bent leg up behind one's head in a sort of turned out scorpion
2.an evil, perverted, ploy by a certain ballet teacher to have a chance to stare at a dancer's crotch area

1."Dancers don't look in the mirror it's a crotch stretch."

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crudtastic

the word used to describe something that is particularly cruddy.
synonymns: craptacular

random guy: "boy, that there frozen chunk of shit is just crudtastic. it's got peanuts and everything."
Joe dirt: "Nah, that's a space peanut"

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