burrito

slang/; poop

taking a dump

dropping a burrito

downloading a burrito

offloading a burrito

etc

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polished weasel

bj

polished weasels should not be considered play when you dont expect a kiss

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Prag

One's sex slave, bitch, etc

ie someone's bitch in prison

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pilliager of the poopchute

slang for a person, usually a male, who is a fan of inserting his member into an anus. the anus can be any anus and these are the lowest forms of human in american society.

The pilliager of the poopchute got that girl from the back in that cornfield.

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townie

a townie or so called "chav" is a immature male/female who hates nething that involves change he is one who doesnt like nething that is not "nike" "addida" and he/she looks down on neone who has an IQ greater than a rotten corpse a townie in its natural habitat will grunt and yell until something has gone his way this never normally works so he goes out and will try and release himself by mating with a female or well nething with a pulse once this act of terror is done he feels enlightened and things of himself as the reel ALFA male and will cause useless fights
the female on other hand will be bitchy will pick on ne one that she does not like and will try and mate with who she thinks is the ALFA male once she has done this she seems entitled to say ne phrases and gains alot more respect from the others

things to folow if u want to become a townie/chav

dont have an IQ
dont do nething neone else wouldnt do
dont wear clothes that look good
dont have emotions

i little poor innocent boy plonked in the middle of town baseball cap put on head squared off to 90 degrees then tracksuit bottoms (addidas)(nike)(etc) tucked into socks (reebok)(addidas)(etc)
dodgy trainers with some silly pattern on side put onto his feet and strip him of dignity and he is done

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Bassoon

The world's coolest instrument. Sounds like a dying duck fart, unless you know how to play. Which I do, so boo-yah. Also, as I've been told many many many many times, it looks like a bong. OK, I get it, move on with your life already.

Random Guy: Hehe... did you know your instrument looks like a bong?

Me: yes, the past 5 people to walk past have said that. But that still doesn't mean you can put drugs in it, you disrespectful bassoon killer.

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evile

evile is a mix of "evil" and "vile"

That creature is evile!

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