zombiesour

the essence of pure and uninterrupted beauty, like the meadows of heaven.

i am soooooo hot and have cute sexy eyes

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Wedgie

When one's underwear rides up their butt, usually resulting in a skidmark.

I sniffed her panties after she had a wedgie, they smelled great!!!

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Busta Rhymes

the best damn rapper ever

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slurpy machine

It's a tool of the devil.

I pissed in the slurpy machine.

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you swear

you mean thats happening

"I just got some"
"You swear, got some"

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liger

a result in when a lion and tiger breed.

ligers, and thier close cousins, tigons are all unisex.

look what came out of that lion/tiger! a liger/tigon!

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egging

The act of throwing eggs. Targets can be either random or predetermined, and can include houses, cars, people or general city property.
Inflicts damage on houses, and is annoyingly hard to clean off cars and clothes, at times impossible.
An enjoyable experience.

"Hey I've got my mum's car today, want to go egging?"
"Eh. May as well."

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