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FaceBraggart

An individual who, when they have completed an act they are

proud of, posts it multiple times as their status on a social

networking site until they feel they have earned enough

attention for it. FaceBraggarts are most commonly Attention

Whores too.

Mitch: Jake posted about his fight five times on FB last night

Alec: He only got 1 like on the first three, but the fourth and fifth got him a few comments.

Mitch: That kid is a serious FaceBraggart

by Me and Mr. Split May 2, 2011


Gorestep

The culmination of rap and dubstep, brought on by the musician; Borgore. Hence the phrase, "Borgore Killed Dubstep"

Mitch: Hey let's go listen to gorestep!
Jarrett: You mean... dubstep?
Mitch: No I mean gorestep you fucker. God damn, you know I fucking hate being corrected
Jarrett: I'm sorry... let's go listen?
Mitch: Fuck you, you aren't invited anymore.

by Me and Mr. Split December 31, 2011

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Overkill Photographer

Someone who posts multiple pictures of themselves from the

same time with different poses onto a social networking sight.

It's easy to spot an Overkill Photographer because they will

be wearing the same clothes and have the same background,

but will have changed their pose and possibly the camera

angle.

Mitch: Did you see Ashley's new pics on FB?

Alec: Yeah it was a little weird, she posted the same pic twice,

she just turned her hat around for one of them.

Mitch: She's such an Overkill Photographer

by Me and Mr. Split May 2, 2011


Boredom Boner

When you are just so bored, that you get a random (usually unwanted boner) The infamous "Boredom Boner" can appear at any time.

Mitch: "Dude... WTF?!?"
Alec: "What?"
Mitch: "You have a boner..."
Alec: "Don't worry. It's just a boredom boner it'l go away as soon as we do something."
Mitch: "Oh cool."

Boner Boner Face Boredom Penis Funny True

by Me and Mr. Split April 6, 2011

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Doucheocalypse

An "apocalypse" of "douches". Occurs when a bunch of douches get together and it seems as if the world is ending. Most often at a party of snooty snoots or a sausagefest.

Mitch: Dude I went to Jarrett's party last night.
Alec: Oh, was it cool?
Mitch: No it was a huge doucheocalypse.

by Me and Mr. Split April 6, 2011