Buckfist

West Belfast Man Who Bucks His Fist

My bitch dumped me so I've gotta buckfist!!

Muffocation

The art of suffocating a man with one's muff!

Dear lil Bert was found this morning by police... The coroner ruled it was death by muffocation

fanfiction

Gay crap thought up by retarded otaku anime fangirls in which they get to have sex with their favorite anime characters cause they can't get any in real life.

Here is an example of fanfiction:
Sasuke insisted that Orochimaru use the cherry flavored condoms over the blueberry ones, but Orochimaru wanted to do him in the ass instead.

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